kalajel 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

Okay, it's quite dead in here and I've had quite enough…

My dear friends, as you all know by now, I acheived godhood during the holydays. Now, I'm looking for a flock. I encjourage you to join the church of Kalajel…

Now, I'm still working on my dogma. Hamsters will be sacred animals (obviously!). And since the internet has tought us that ninjas are the pirates natural enemy, we'll adopt the ninja regalia as the official costume of our men and women of faith. Also, International ninja day (I'll have to check out for when it is exactly) will be our religious hollyday…

Yes, this is another K.H.A.W.D.-like stunt I'm pulling, but if it can get you guys to post in here it'll be worth it.

So come to me my child, I await…

Kinju 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

You still have much to learn about godhood, oh stupid hamster. If you want to be a god, then you'd first have to wait for a thousand years just so the puny little humans could debate about your existence.

kalajel 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

What makes you think that I'm not already over a thousiand years old?

kersheys 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

I knew it. I wasn't imagining your saggy, wrinkly face.



(j/k)

kalajel 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

SILENCE YOU HEATHEN! I SMITE THEE INTO HELL!

Oh yeah, that reminds me; kershey's bars… errm, I mean hershey's bars are now taboo in my religion…

Nightmare Zero 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

This all sounds familiar...hmmmmm...now where have I heard something like this before? Oh yeah.




D:

raywindz64 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

Hmmm... godhood in the holidays? Must have been the beer.

Naye I say to you, long haired, fat one. I shall never submit to your rule! So in this dark hour of your spam rage, I bring unto thee people of the land of Ragnarohq, the mystical hammer: Banjolnir!

Only the mightiest of heroes may wield this. Step up and prove yourself worthy!

Runagi 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

This topic sucks..

kalajel 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

*squashes ray like a bug with Banjolnir*

Yeah this topic sucks, but at least you're posting. I wanted to inject some more life into this forum and I succeeded; isn't it what gods do, create life?

Dynewind 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

so what am I? the god of death?

kalajel 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

Well, I do need a head priest…

Kinju 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

Hmm. Now since kalajel is a god, let us now discuss on whether he really exists or not, like every other religious topics I've encountered.

kalajel 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

But, but, but, I'm right here!

Hmpf, unbeleiver! No paradise for you! You won't get to meet Chuck Norris and his angelical ninjas then!

IdyotAko 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

*kicks this topic*

kalajel 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

*the giant heavenly hidden beard-fist of Chuck Norris squishes Idyot*

Ha! That ought to teach you! Nobody kicks my topics!

raywindz64 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

HOLD IT! I play my Bruce Lee Kalajel.

kalajel 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

Oh really!? can Bruce Lee do all of these things? That's why I appointed Chuck Norris as my angel of death!

Calicien 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

Hahahahahahahahahhahaahhaaha!! I couldn't help but laugh at this thread...

Ahahahahahah!!!!!

Dynewind 4 years 4 months ago wrote:

.......

culture clas

kalajel 4 years 3 months ago wrote:

Okay, I checked around and International Ninja Day is December 5th. That means we missed it this time, but rejoice my Kalajelites; there's always next year!

So in the meantime, remember to be as invisible as the wind!

Dynewind 4 years 3 months ago wrote:

...

"wind" and it's many form is copyrighted to Dynewind!

kalajel 4 years 3 months ago wrote:

Oh, you're just a bag of wind Dyne… You're full of hot air…

raywindz64 4 years 3 months ago wrote:

But you can't hide the fact the Bruce kicked Chuck's ass which means he's more awesome. Since he died of heart attack and Chuck is apparently unbeatable now, Bruce's record will never be beaten. The china man wins by default Kevin Smith.

Dynewind 4 years 3 months ago wrote:

That too, is copyrighted to me

kalajel 4 years 3 months ago wrote:

Hmm, nobody is still posting... What sort of stupid stunt must I pull to liven up the place?

Alright, here we go then;

Kalajelite Dogma

- Rubik's cubes are now religious implement. So I want to see rubik's cubes on this thread... Put one in your avy or your sig; it'll be even better and it will please me, your God.

- Hershey's bars are now taboo because of the great similarity with the devil of the Kalajelite faith; Kersheys. Anyone eating a Hershey's bar must immediately confess his or her sins on this thread and recite 100 times the folowing mantra; "Oh great Kalabear, clestial rodent of infinite wisdom, please forgive my moment of weakness. May your, and Chuck Norris' infinite wisdom guide me on the true path in the future."


...Hmm, more to come once I get drunk, high, or really, really tired...

th1nonly 4 years 3 months ago wrote:

I shall predict....

-A random person will post after me...Lol.
I dunno I'm bored...

Hey you knoe what we should do...Like we should like do things like uhh...mmm...Pray!..ohhhhh yeaaaah I'm sexy, I thought of that! Me! haha!

Runagi 4 years 3 months ago wrote:

This thread still sucks.. but oh well... nice effort to try and resurrect the dead.

IdyotAko 4 years 3 months ago wrote:

Only one way to fix this resurrection...

*locks*