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Well, it seems that evenr since I ascended to godhood and founded my own religion, I made a few people here jealous...
You know if you're jealous of my success why don't you ascend to godhood and start your own religion instead of trying to sabotage mine? This is religious intolerance, this is a hate crime! I mean really, do you guys see me going after Scientology? But I'll forgive you because apparently the whole wrathful/vengeful god thing as been out of style for over 2000 years now...
So I found some other stuff to add o my Dogma;
- Since I'm suffering from some unknown dizzyness, you will have to start your day by making yourself dizzy.
- Oh yeah, and Heavy Metal won't doom your sould like in those other sissy religions... So try to listen to Heavy Metal at least 30 minutes a daylll
Again, more to come once I think up some other crazy shit...
kalajel said:Anyhow, I beleive that the real logical conclusion to all this is that I'm so darn cool, other people want to be me on other forums!
98% of the internet nation has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your sig.
You know if you're jealous of my success why don't you ascend to godhood and start your own religion instead of trying to sabotage mine? This is religious intolerance, this is a hate crime! I mean really, do you guys see me going after Scientology? But I'll forgive you because apparently the whole wrathful/vengeful god thing as been out of style for over 2000 years now...
So I found some other stuff to add o my Dogma;
- Since I'm suffering from some unknown dizzyness, you will have to start your day by making yourself dizzy.
- Oh yeah, and Heavy Metal won't doom your sould like in those other sissy religions... So try to listen to Heavy Metal at least 30 minutes a daylll
Again, more to come once I think up some other crazy shit...
kalajel said:98% of the internet nation has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your sig.
Dyne, you look sad and confused… are you lost? are you looking for answers? I,d be happy to help you… Now that I'm trying this good god thing, do not be afraind child, come into the fold… kalajel said:Anyhow, I beleive that the real logical conclusion to all this is that I'm so darn cool, other people want to be me on other forums!
98% of the internet nation has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your sig.
kalajel said:98% of the internet nation has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your sig.
yes father kalajel....
i am lost in this weird building filled with statues of hamster...
i am lost in this weird building filled with statues of hamster...
Have you heard of Deicide?
Yeah, I believe it is a kick-ass metal band...
Edit: Oh yeah, I almost forgot; I as thinking of replacing all of those hamster statues with statues of tentacle monsters molesting schoolgirls... kalajel said:Anyhow, I beleive that the real logical conclusion to all this is that I'm so darn cool, other people want to be me on other forums!
98% of the internet nation has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your sig.
Edit: Oh yeah, I almost forgot; I as thinking of replacing all of those hamster statues with statues of tentacle monsters molesting schoolgirls...
kalajel said:98% of the internet nation has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your sig.
Also, vuvuzelas will be banned because BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR kalajel said:Anyhow, I beleive that the real logical conclusion to all this is that I'm so darn cool, other people want to be me on other forums!
98% of the internet nation has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your sig.
kalajel said:98% of the internet nation has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your sig.
Edit: Oh yeah, I almost forgot; I as thinking of replacing all of those hamster statues with statues of tentacle monsters molesting schoolgirls...Happy
You impress me good sir. I might reconsider in joining your cult.
The secret? Faust!
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