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¬.¬Dont know if anyone has seen this or not but i just recently stumbled across this and I've been laughing for hours reading through all these(There all about Chuck Norris FYI)
Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris Facts
lol
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who in the world is chuck norris?!
anadorn said:some action hero like a decade ago i guess.
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Well I understand if you don't live American culture, but Chuck Norris is like... I dunno how you'd describe him, he's the Walker Texas Ranger, and he reminds me of a modern gun dueler... well built, works out 4+ hours a day, does movies but mainly TV shows. He does infomercials for workout equipment, and finally I think in one movie he was caught sparing Bruce Lee if I remember correctly. In America when you mention the name, two things happen - people know who you're talking about, and the second is the laugh or smile cuz the guy is funny in a weird sorta way...
BTW I think this article is funny
BTW I think this article is funny
Food for thought:
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- The three most important things are: love, knowledge, and truth.
- To be remembered is to live forever.
- It's all about perspective, try to be grateful about life.
- Love happens by accident
Gaming:
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Yeah, Chuck Norris dueled Bruce Lee in a movie... and lost.
Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris
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"Return of The Dragon"
Bruce Lee's "Way of the Dragon" is one of several re-issue titles for Lee's "Return of the Dragon". Filmed in Rome and Hong Kong, this exhilarating adventure flick finds Lee battling Chuck Norris, in one of the latter's few unsympathetic roles. The climax pits Lee against Norris in the middle of the Roman Coliseum! Directed by Bruce Lee himself (who exhibits an unsuspected flair for comedy), "Return of the Dragon" was the last "complete" Lee vehicle.
The fight between the two of them is, in my opinion, the most sophisticated fight ever captured on film. It may not look as stylish as some Jackie Chan or Jet Li fights but that is only the surface. Deep down this fighting sequence uses all the wisdom and martial arts knowledge that made Bruce Lee a legend. It was the first time that Bruce Lee as writer, producer and director had the creative freedom to do whatever he wished. The result is a final gladiatorial duel with 7 times world karate champion, Chuck Norris in the Coliseum. Two worlds collide in this fight: Chuck’s modern karate style fighting and Jeet Kune Do. If there were a martial arts film museum, this fight would be in it. A fighter can learn more about every aspect of fighting by studying this fight than by studying hundreds of real fights. In this movie you can see a combination of all Jeet Kune Do theories: timing, traping, rhythm, distance control, the element of surprise etc. Also in this scene there are no wires or acrobatics. This is pure martial arts wisdom in action.
Gus Fant
Executive Editor
"Return of The Dragon"
Bruce Lee's "Way of the Dragon" is one of several re-issue titles for Lee's "Return of the Dragon". Filmed in Rome and Hong Kong, this exhilarating adventure flick finds Lee battling Chuck Norris, in one of the latter's few unsympathetic roles. The climax pits Lee against Norris in the middle of the Roman Coliseum! Directed by Bruce Lee himself (who exhibits an unsuspected flair for comedy), "Return of the Dragon" was the last "complete" Lee vehicle.
The fight between the two of them is, in my opinion, the most sophisticated fight ever captured on film. It may not look as stylish as some Jackie Chan or Jet Li fights but that is only the surface. Deep down this fighting sequence uses all the wisdom and martial arts knowledge that made Bruce Lee a legend. It was the first time that Bruce Lee as writer, producer and director had the creative freedom to do whatever he wished. The result is a final gladiatorial duel with 7 times world karate champion, Chuck Norris in the Coliseum. Two worlds collide in this fight: Chuck’s modern karate style fighting and Jeet Kune Do. If there were a martial arts film museum, this fight would be in it. A fighter can learn more about every aspect of fighting by studying this fight than by studying hundreds of real fights. In this movie you can see a combination of all Jeet Kune Do theories: timing, traping, rhythm, distance control, the element of surprise etc. Also in this scene there are no wires or acrobatics. This is pure martial arts wisdom in action.
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who is chuck norris anyway? a friend sent me a link to a clip on newgrounds
and chuck norris was there o_0.
any idea who he is/
and chuck norris was there o_0.
any idea who he is/
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