These questions were thrown up to me by a friend and he gave me a week for me to gve him answers and i need your help.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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1) There is pigment in your skin, there isn't pigment in your hair. When you skin tans, it's actually changing the pigment of your skin.
2) Because you need to stretch the skin away from the eye, so you can open your eyes wide enough so you can apply it without the lashes sticking together.
3) Because psychics base all their answers off generalities. Where are details so vague to them? Why sometimes do they see things that don't relate to you? Maybe it's against their code... lols! Who knows, it certainly comes across as spiritual when it really doesn't look that way to me. Not to mention they're not using their talent in honorable means, they make money! KARMA!
4) Because it is, but if you preffer you can use abbriv.
5) Practice doesn't necessarily mean actual praticing. It's more like slang for "what we offer". A set of medical professionals (including other doctors, optionally) make up a practice.
6) I suppose they should have labeled it control. It doesn't make sense, but as we all know you can control all aspects of the computer through the Start menu. Start is where you start, regardless of where you end...
7) Science has proven that with the invention of artificial colors and flavors, we can make food taste better by fabricating and not using the real thing. In real life lemons are very tart and most people don't like how tart they are, that's why there are so many fake lemonades which taste much more sweet than tart. Try doing that to real lemonade, even if 20% of it is sugar. By the way artificial flavors are linked to disease causing agents in some cases...
8) Lol, he must be broke. Broker is again slang for someone who controls your money and helps you make wise investments. I guess it doesn't make any sense, why would you intrust your money and decisions on investing to someone called a broker...
9) Because it's not the traffic it's referring to, it's referring to the fact everyone is out and they're in a hurry. Rush hour becomes slow hour the more accidents and congestion that adds to the problem.
10) I think there is...
11) Dogs, if a dog is happy to eat it and acts like he or she is ready to eat a dog biscuit, you know they enjoy it. I've seen dogs that when you feed them, they're more interested in you than the food. As we all know, dog food is like the human equivalent of living off twinkies. Too rich on the liver and taste buds.
12) I don't know... Maybe they're vampires!
13) Well if something came up at the last second before they injected the last vile, they found out you were innocent for the crime they thought you committed, I don't think they would think you'd appreciate having a disease the rest of your life. Besides it's good PRACTICE
14) First of all, a aircraft like that probably wouldn't fly to begin with (not because it's heavy necessarily, but because it's not a flexible metal). Secondly it wouldn't protect the people inside from the impact (the plane travels 400 miles an hour, you do too. Inertia). And lastly it could be used as a weapon. The airforce would like to keep their civilian planes able to be destructed should the need arise for them to shoot them out of the sky... PLEASE!
15) Why does whool? If so, their hair might, but that's seperate from their body.
16) Ahahaha... that's cute, but seriously They are apart, parted by a wall. It's not like a duplex.
17) Terminal as in gateway! Not terminal as in state of health.
18) I certainly would hope so...
2) Because you need to stretch the skin away from the eye, so you can open your eyes wide enough so you can apply it without the lashes sticking together.
3) Because psychics base all their answers off generalities. Where are details so vague to them? Why sometimes do they see things that don't relate to you? Maybe it's against their code... lols! Who knows, it certainly comes across as spiritual when it really doesn't look that way to me. Not to mention they're not using their talent in honorable means, they make money! KARMA!
4) Because it is, but if you preffer you can use abbriv.
5) Practice doesn't necessarily mean actual praticing. It's more like slang for "what we offer". A set of medical professionals (including other doctors, optionally) make up a practice.
6) I suppose they should have labeled it control. It doesn't make sense, but as we all know you can control all aspects of the computer through the Start menu. Start is where you start, regardless of where you end...
7) Science has proven that with the invention of artificial colors and flavors, we can make food taste better by fabricating and not using the real thing. In real life lemons are very tart and most people don't like how tart they are, that's why there are so many fake lemonades which taste much more sweet than tart. Try doing that to real lemonade, even if 20% of it is sugar. By the way artificial flavors are linked to disease causing agents in some cases...
8) Lol, he must be broke. Broker is again slang for someone who controls your money and helps you make wise investments. I guess it doesn't make any sense, why would you intrust your money and decisions on investing to someone called a broker...
9) Because it's not the traffic it's referring to, it's referring to the fact everyone is out and they're in a hurry. Rush hour becomes slow hour the more accidents and congestion that adds to the problem.
10) I think there is...
11) Dogs, if a dog is happy to eat it and acts like he or she is ready to eat a dog biscuit, you know they enjoy it. I've seen dogs that when you feed them, they're more interested in you than the food. As we all know, dog food is like the human equivalent of living off twinkies. Too rich on the liver and taste buds.
12) I don't know... Maybe they're vampires!
13) Well if something came up at the last second before they injected the last vile, they found out you were innocent for the crime they thought you committed, I don't think they would think you'd appreciate having a disease the rest of your life. Besides it's good PRACTICE
14) First of all, a aircraft like that probably wouldn't fly to begin with (not because it's heavy necessarily, but because it's not a flexible metal). Secondly it wouldn't protect the people inside from the impact (the plane travels 400 miles an hour, you do too. Inertia). And lastly it could be used as a weapon. The airforce would like to keep their civilian planes able to be destructed should the need arise for them to shoot them out of the sky... PLEASE!
15) Why does whool? If so, their hair might, but that's seperate from their body.
16) Ahahaha... that's cute, but seriously They are apart, parted by a wall. It's not like a duplex.
17) Terminal as in gateway! Not terminal as in state of health.
18) I certainly would hope so...
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