Neko 20 years 10 months ago wrote:

Step One: CHANGE YOU HAIR.

Step Two: Tweak your stats how you like 'em.

Step Three: Make a name that isn't going to give anyone a seizure trying to read/type.

Step Four: Start playing.

Step Five: Talk to all the NPCs and actually READ AND LISTEN to what they say!

Step Six: Stab/Punch monsters to death, try not to waste all your Novice potions.

Step Seven: After clearing the stab/beat monsters objective, Take the personality test, lie if you want to/need to.

Step Eight: If you haven't already, get to J10 (Or base 45 for S Nov) and take the test and change to your desired class.

Added Notes: Don't be a moron and beg people for money/items/tanks.

fuse 20 years 10 months ago wrote:

I know you said not to take seriously, but really this is a pretty accurate short guide for setting up a character the first time around. ^.^;

sunchip 20 years 10 months ago wrote:

hehehe

dis is funny, a total noob guide...lol

but dont take it seriously as title said

Neko 20 years 10 months ago wrote:

If nothing else, this is a glorified rant.

IdyotAko 20 years 10 months ago wrote:

You'll have to edit step six... coz you'll also be clubbing and/or slashing monsters. Hehehe...

Israel 20 years 10 months ago wrote:

add this on step sixont kill uncute monsters if ur still a novice

Neko 20 years 10 months ago wrote:

If they follow my guide, they'll be in the Nov Grounds where the best weapon available is the Novice Main Gauche.

And since novices stab with knives...

IdyotAko 20 years 10 months ago wrote:

But they can still punch them if they wanted to... hehehe...

Neko 20 years 10 months ago wrote:

Okay okay. /pif

Israel 20 years 10 months ago wrote:

end of story!

j3ster_chu 20 years 9 months ago wrote:

end already....
wish it could be more of them /gg